Welcome to my website! Inside, you will find many stories that I have created throughout the years. I have books, columns – I think you young people call them blogs now – articles, songs, and just flat out genius comments and thoughts. I never take myself too serious, but I’m always serious about the point I make. So grab a cup ‘o coffee and sit back and enjoy some light-hearted, brilliant commentary by the most unrecognized writer in American history.